








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 581 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 131 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2214 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,390 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1299 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1106 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 919 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1066 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $438,690 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🆉🆉🆉🆉 | 59% | 61 |
| #2 | donk | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | ✪ Spike | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | d0kke | 53% | 199 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🆉🆉🆉🆉 | 59% | 61 |
| #2 | donk | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | ✪ Spike | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | d0kke | 53% | 199 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🆉🆉🆉🆉 | 16 | 0.0140 |
| #2 | d0kke | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | donk | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d0kke | 304 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | 🆉🆉🆉🆉 | 91 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | ✪ Spike | 59 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | donk | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d0kke | +2.18 | 63 | 45 |
| #2 | Johan | +1.16 | 80 | 46 |
| #3 | ✪ Spike | +0.54 | 84 | 67 |
| #4 | donk | -0.18 | 62 | 22 |
| #5 | 🆉🆉🆉🆉 | -0.62 | 61 | 59 |





