








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 309 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3238 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,584 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4363 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4451 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4316 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3454 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $877,713 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | v | 49% | 37 |
| #9 | AlexPeezy | 47% | 62 |
| #10 | AderMax | 43% | 53 |
| #11 | Yamamoto | 42% | 24 |
| #12 | Mclovin | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grizatata | 10 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | tanewyy1 | 7 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬𝗬𝗬 | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Yamamoto | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | AlexPeezy | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlexPeezy | 363 | 0.26 | 10 min |
| #2 | Grizatata | 308 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | king of the streets | 290 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #4 | 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬𝗬𝗬 | 268 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | tanewyy1 | 144 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tanewyy1 | +3.59 | 87 | 57 |
| #2 | Mclovin | +2.12 | 85 | 51 |
| #3 | Grizatata | +1.53 | 69 | 51 |
| #4 | DaroChaikata | +1.26 | 75 | 49 |
| #5 | king of the streets | +1.00 | 68 | 61 |





