








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 906 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 602 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 113 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6625 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,352 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5278 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3312 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5000 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1762 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,609,140 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 454 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ratchet the Lombax | 52% | 163 |
| #2 | tanewyy1 | 51% | 39 |
| #3 | AlexPeezy | 51% | 126 |
| #4 | v | 49% | 73 |
| #5 | DaroChaikata | 49% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AderMax | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | AlexPeezy | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬𝗬𝗬 | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | DaroChaikata | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Mclovin | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlexPeezy | 748 | 0.26 | 20 min |
| #2 | Ratchet the Lombax | 404 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬𝗬𝗬 | 277 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | DaroChaikata | 91 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | AderMax | 78 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tanewyy1 | +3.71 | 88 | 56 |
| #2 | Mclovin | +1.72 | 84 | 55 |
| #3 | Grizatata | +1.47 | 68 | 51 |
| #4 | AlexPeezy | -0.22 | 52 | 78 |
| #5 | 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬𝗬𝗬 | -0.65 | 44 | 71 |





