








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
703 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 726 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 297 | 41% |
| Smokes | 73 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 219 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 137 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $184,981 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PEEK ME | 46% | 13 |
| #2 | gabe | 44% | 55 |
| #3 | GVO | RGS_BBX | 35% | 26 |
| #4 | COMMANDO | 31% | 16 |
| #5 | CrazyGamer | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | CrazyGamer | 30% | 20 |
| #6 | JC6 | 28% | 18 |
| #7 | diinch | 27% | 15 |
| #8 | orze | 25% | 20 |
| #9 | beszedespityuka | 9% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gabe | 18 | 0.0171 |
| #2 | JC6 | 6 | 0.0192 |
| #3 | COMMANDO | 6 | 0.0195 |
| #4 | PEEK ME | 3 | 0.0117 |
| #5 | GVO | RGS_BBX | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gabe | 86 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | GVO | RGS_BBX | 74 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | beszedespityuka | 45 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | CrazyGamer | 43 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | COMMANDO | 36 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | COMMANDO | +5.72 | 67 | 49 |
| #2 | PEEK ME | +4.21 | 68 | 44 |
| #3 | orze | +4.03 | 64 | 38 |
| #4 | gabe | +2.10 | 55 | 48 |
| #5 | Zapotec | -1.42 | 25 | 21 |





