








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2012 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,666 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 577 | 16% |
| Smokes | 951 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1420 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 718 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $988,931 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiwiRoyalty | 53% | 138 |
| #2 | Shreklord | 49% | 194 |
| #3 | molly | 48% | 91 |
| #4 | Gyrostill | 43% | 100 |
| #5 | Kratospot | 38% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiwiRoyalty | 53% | 138 |
| #2 | Shreklord | 49% | 194 |
| #3 | molly | 48% | 91 |
| #4 | Gyrostill | 43% | 100 |
| #5 | Kratospot | 38% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiwiRoyalty | 13 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | molly | 10 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Gyrostill | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Kratospot | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Shreklord | 4 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiwiRoyalty | 259 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | Kratospot | 237 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Gyrostill | 188 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Shreklord | 153 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #5 | molly | 110 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiwiRoyalty | +2.16 | 90 | 46 |
| #2 | molly | +1.81 | 65 | 43 |
| #3 | Kratospot | +0.74 | 33 | 52 |
| #4 | Gyrostill | +0.62 | 25 | 58 |
| #5 | Gangstalancy | -0.27 | 40 | 36 |





