








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 463 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3935 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,799 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4920 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3504 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3537 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2838 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $530,530 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1547 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 111 | 30 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | sminnna | 12 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | tekarukite | 11 | 0.0108 |
| #4 | csubee | 7 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Anø | 6 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 111 | 356 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | tekarukite | 234 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | sminnna | 180 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | csubee | 117 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Anø | 108 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anø | +2.81 | 68 | 60 |
| #2 | sminnna | +2.14 | 76 | 55 |
| #3 | tekarukite | +0.80 | 66 | 63 |
| #4 | 111 | +0.66 | 73 | 54 |
| #5 | marlboro | +0.58 | 61 | 66 |





