








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1355 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 348 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7405 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,882 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8542 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7867 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5483 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6990 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,476,838 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 717 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -newQUAN667 | 1950 | 0.23 | 38 min |
| #2 | BOT Aze | 844 | 0.29 | 24 min |
| #3 | Lia | 660 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #4 | Quentinho | 410 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #5 | ROOT | 255 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Aze | +1.09 | 79 | 76 |
| #2 | Lia | +1.06 | 69 | 63 |
| #3 | Quentinho | +0.95 | 69 | 69 |
| #4 | FuriousTCO | +0.49 | 70 | 74 |
| #5 | -newQUAN667 | +0.20 | 73 | 48 |





