








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 699 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 363 matches | ||
| Wingman | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,855 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7130 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5934 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4925 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4866 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,427,051 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 603 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kenz | 74% | 108 |
| #2 | маска | 71% | 75 |
| #3 | Chris tren | 48% | 229 |
| #4 | fish on wall | 39% | 249 |
| #5 | caution | 37% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kenz | 74% | 108 |
| #2 | маска | 71% | 75 |
| #3 | Chris tren | 48% | 229 |
| #4 | fish on wall | 39% | 249 |
| #5 | caution | 37% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chris tren | 37 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | caution | 21 | 0.0155 |
| #3 | fish on wall | 19 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | kenz | 15 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | маска | 9 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kenz | 201 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Chris tren | 191 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | маска | 177 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | fish on wall | 123 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | caution | 69 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kenz | +6.67 | 96 | 48 |
| #2 | маска | +6.53 | 86 | 61 |
| #3 | caution | +0.37 | 59 | 32 |
| #4 | Chris tren | -0.35 | 32 | 36 |
| #5 | KiPZ | -0.67 | 69 | 61 |





