








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1479 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 294 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,009 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4913 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3627 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1536 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 3933 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,263,401 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 714 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lelush✨ | 82% | 34 |
| #2 | ✨قوست | 81% | 72 |
| #3 | Tazzmaster | 77% | 48 |
| #4 | 702.🥀 | 77% | 64 |
| #5 | doom | 74% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪> . RomeL . <キ | 314 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | t0m | 249 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | ✨قوست | 201 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | 702.🥀 | 180 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | soeter | 173 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪> . RomeL . <キ | +4.14 | 79 | 59 |
| #2 | ✨قوست | +3.51 | 92 | 62 |
| #3 | soeter | +3.21 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | 702.🥀 | +2.82 | 66 | 64 |
| #5 | Tazzmaster | +1.75 | 52 | 55 |





