








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 357 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3232 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,231 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2667 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2381 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2265 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1918 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $615,819 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nck067 | 60% | 35 |
| #2 | IR | 55% | 67 |
| #3 | Boberc | 48% | 50 |
| #4 | Semir Gerkhan | 47% | 131 |
| #5 | pinkeler | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Boberc | 48% | 50 |
| #4 | Semir Gerkhan | 47% | 131 |
| #5 | pinkeler | 44% | 18 |
| #6 | micux21 | 44% | 39 |
| #7 | MSK | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IR | 17 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | Semir Gerkhan | 10 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | micux21 | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Boberc | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | pinkeler | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IR | 220 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | Semir Gerkhan | 153 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Boberc | 65 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | micux21 | 58 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | MSK | 24 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IR | +5.29 | 84 | 55 |
| #2 | Kitņiks | +3.13 | 78 | 68 |
| #3 | pinkeler | +0.52 | 79 | 45 |
| #4 | nck067 | -0.30 | 46 | 55 |
| #5 | Boberc | -1.11 | 64 | 55 |





