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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
837 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,481 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 709 | 29% |
| Smokes | 653 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 457 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 662 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $187,001 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Figus1aW | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Neon | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | NKD3 | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Matriix | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | ♛kisxshot♛ | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Neon | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | NKD3 | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Matriix | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | ♛kisxshot♛ | 50% | 6 |
| #6 | Potforek | 50% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Potforek | 5 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | Matriix | 2 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | ♛kisxshot♛ | 1 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Potforek | 55 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | NKD3 | 40 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | Figus1aW | 27 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #4 | Matriix | 25 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | ♛kisxshot♛ | 11 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NKD3 | +2.10 | 82 | 49 |
| #2 | w1ksoN | +1.74 | 72 | 57 |
| #3 | ♛kisxshot♛ | +1.02 | 48 | 60 |
| #4 | Potforek | +0.22 | 76 | 43 |
| #5 | Neon | -0.89 | 35 | 29 |





