








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3439 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,062 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4338 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3745 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4119 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2860 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $721,157 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 933 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yukis | 58% | 65 |
| #2 | marge sifon | 54% | 71 |
| #3 | Temo | 50% | 127 |
| #4 | Vargo Vakarienė | 44% | 99 |
| #5 | Island boy | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | marge sifon | 54% | 71 |
| #3 | Temo | 50% | 127 |
| #4 | Vargo Vakarienė | 44% | 99 |
| #5 | Island boy | 43% | 21 |
| #6 | super gremlin | 42% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yukis | 24 | 0.0187 |
| #2 | Temo | 20 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | marge sifon | 15 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | super gremlin | 7 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | Vargo Vakarienė | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vargo Vakarienė | 217 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | yukis | 205 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | Temo | 85 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | marge sifon | 73 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | super gremlin | 69 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yukis | +3.43 | 84 | 64 |
| #2 | hhhhh | +1.00 | 60 | 68 |
| #3 | Temo | -0.19 | 44 | 44 |
| #4 | Vargo Vakarienė | -0.26 | 50 | 63 |
| #5 | Island boy | -1.43 | 71 | 43 |





