








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 311 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Esplay | 11 matches | 1,608 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1828 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,154 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2936 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2873 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1996 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2349 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,014,465 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 936 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | onks | 59% | 49 |
| #2 | dotkristian | 57% | 75 |
| #3 | reuben | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | stid | 50% | 106 |
| #5 | Jason | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | dotkristian | 57% | 75 |
| #3 | reuben | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | stid | 50% | 106 |
| #5 | Jason | 39% | 28 |
| #6 | Sprada | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stid | 11 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | reuben | 2 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | dotkristian | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | onks | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Jason | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dotkristian | 325 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | stid | 306 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | onks | 197 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | Jason | 44 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | reuben | 22 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stid | +2.52 | 61 | 57 |
| #2 | dotkristian | +1.39 | 56 | 80 |
| #3 | onks | +1.17 | 58 | 72 |
| #4 | Sprada | +0.01 | 59 | 55 |
| #5 | Jason | -0.05 | 79 | 57 |





