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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
750 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,598 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 448 | 28% |
| Smokes | 296 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 595 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 259 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $505,921 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | BiggieD | 42% | 12 |
| #7 | Wcman007 | 41% | 22 |
| #8 | Kostah | 38% | 68 |
| #9 | mR. nEXUS | 36% | 11 |
| #10 | (tony.duc17) | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | temo | 248 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | weth.exe | 247 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| #3 | Kostah | 74 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | гопник | 69 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Wcman007 | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kostah | +3.10 | 85 | 44 |
| #2 | BiggieD | +2.54 | 71 | 31 |
| #3 | weth.exe | +1.37 | 58 | 51 |
| #4 | гопник | -0.02 | 58 | 53 |
| #5 | kawaii | -0.05 | 61 | 33 |





