








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 121 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 635 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 199 | 31% |
| Smokes | 186 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 147 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 103 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $95,957 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | temo | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | kawaii | 48% | 25 |
| #3 | гопник | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | weth.exe | 43% | 7 |
| #5 | Kostah | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weth.exe | 49 | 0.33 | 1 min |
| #2 | temo | 38 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | Kostah | 30 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | ★★★Koki★★★ | 17 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Yanis2P | 11 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kostah | +2.93 | 83 | 34 |
| #2 | weth.exe | +2.20 | 64 | 56 |
| #3 | гопник | +0.81 | 59 | 49 |
| #4 | temo | +0.77 | 48 | 45 |
| #5 | mR. nEXUS | -0.18 | 81 | 19 |





