








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2870 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 193 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5475 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,686 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3615 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2142 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3511 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3418 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $810,531 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Norah | +8.33 | 82 | 69 |
| #2 | THEConterstrkr500lbWARRIORs0mple | +3.58 | 80 | 67 |
| #3 | NKOLBHFTGSDPKON | +1.57 | 54 | 76 |
| #4 | mayabee | +1.36 | 71 | 61 |
| #5 | Red | -0.60 | 39 | 57 |





