








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 325 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1485 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,603 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1413 | 39% |
| Smokes | 932 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 353 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 905 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $471,015 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | o renegado | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | ❤ ИИABUUUU | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | PSCL | 45% | 11 |
| #4 | COCK | 45% | 58 |
| #5 | | Shadowjr9 | | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | PSCL | 45% | 11 |
| #4 | COCK | 45% | 58 |
| #5 | | Shadowjr9 | | 40% | 15 |
| #6 | 4NUBIS | 38% | 32 |
| #7 | Jonas | 34% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | COCK | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | o renegado | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | COCK | 242 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | o renegado | 89 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| #3 | Jonas | 75 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | | Shadowjr9 | | 46 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | 4NUBIS | 43 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤ ИИABUUUU | +5.24 | 52 | 69 |
| #2 | o renegado | +2.98 | 67 | 72 |
| #3 | PSCL | +2.54 | 66 | 66 |
| #4 | |Mágiko| | +1.22 | 72 | 49 |
| #5 | COCK | +0.66 | 48 | 67 |





