








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 763 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 220 matches | ||
| Wingman | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5546 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,432 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2881 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2419 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2120 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3012 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,601,173 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1056 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awppenheimer | 90% | 63 |
| #2 | 神 | 90% | 30 |
| #3 | 𝙃𝘽 ✿ | 90% | 50 |
| #4 | ⚡138⚡ | 89% | 35 |
| #5 | 지민혁 | 87% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 차카니 | 9 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | awppenheimer | 8 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | h1mas | 8 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | OTTLZIˣ‿ˣ | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | 지민혁 | 5 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 차카니 | 383 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | ⚡138⚡ | 226 | 0.34 | 5 min |
| #3 | 지민혁 | 197 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | OTTLZIˣ‿ˣ | 195 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #5 | awppenheimer | 170 | 0.15 | 5 min |





