








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1902 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 639 matches | ||
| Wingman | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9469 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,884 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7665 | 23% |
| Smokes | 8652 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8387 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 8180 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,768,278 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 376 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | B0RG | 45% | 97 |
| #12 | PEPPER | 45% | 51 |
| #13 | Freckle | 42% | 57 |
| #14 | Royal Monkey // | 42% | 43 |
| #15 | CafèRaceRR | 39% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Doctore | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Gzuslive ™✪ | 5 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | jokᥱR | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | toy1. | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | CafèRaceRR | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gzuslive ™✪ | 958 | 0.08 | 20 min |
| #2 | toy1. | 350 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | jokᥱR | 292 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | B0RG | 194 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Fetzi | 190 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fl1ppy | +4.26 | 91 | 60 |
| #2 | Dogdaddy | +2.63 | 85 | 68 |
| #3 | Fetzi | +1.64 | 77 | 73 |
| #4 | PEPPER | +1.50 | 84 | 72 |
| #5 | B0RG | +0.58 | 41 | 75 |





