








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 884 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Wingman | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5756 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,308 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8620 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8237 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 9142 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6309 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,231,969 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 164 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keyser Soze | 478 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | twitch.tv/tvorbital | 394 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #3 | Dogdaddy | 294 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | steppo | 268 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #5 | phlsN | 264 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dogdaddy | +2.71 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | MösenMörser | +2.15 | 81 | 63 |
| #3 | steppo | +1.73 | 79 | 64 |
| #4 | »Epic ☆ | +1.11 | 86 | 64 |
| #5 | BananaGuy | +1.08 | 79 | 62 |





