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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
40 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 37 | 21% |
| Smokes | 10 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 96 | 55% |
| Molotovs | 32 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $22,750 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | king of finland | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | tax fraud | 33% | 3 |
| #3 | runttu | 29% | 7 |
| #4 | YGWYW | 25% | 8 |
| #5 | JoonaZZ | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | king of finland | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | tax fraud | 33% | 3 |
| #3 | runttu | 29% | 7 |
| #4 | YGWYW | 25% | 8 |
| #5 | JoonaZZ | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoonaZZ | 1 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | runttu | 1 | 0.0086 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoonaZZ | 19 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | YGWYW | 12 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #3 | runttu | 8 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | tax fraud | 4 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | king of finland | 1 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoonaZZ | +0.50 | 47 | 67 |
| #2 | YGWYW | -0.03 | 32 | 37 |
| #3 | runttu | -1.21 | 75 | 23 |
| #4 | tax fraud | -4.30 | 28 | 46 |
| #5 | LakkisPekkis | -5.05 | 46 | 30 |





