








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 390 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1997 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,933 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1430 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1086 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1230 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1187 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,246,167 of utility $264 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GendeswarSwami | 92% | 12 |
| #2 | SOLDIER^^.ftw.wOw | 83% | 12 |
| #3 | Shrock | 52% | 86 |
| #4 | Scarface | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GendeswarSwami | 92% | 12 |
| #2 | SOLDIER^^.ftw.wOw | 83% | 12 |
| #3 | Shrock | 52% | 86 |
| #4 | Scarface | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shrock | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Scarface | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shrock | 174 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Scarface | 84 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | GendeswarSwami | 8 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | SOLDIER^^.ftw.wOw | 4 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SOLDIER^^.ftw.wOw | +5.58 | 58 | 36 |
| #2 | Scarface | +2.49 | 81 | 76 |
| #3 | GendeswarSwami | +1.38 | 77 | 46 |
| #4 | goku | +0.14 | 58 | 56 |
| #5 | Shrock | +0.03 | 66 | 60 |





