








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
521 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 518 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 96 | 19% |
| Smokes | 136 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 244 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 42 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $115,389 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GendeswarSwami | 100% | 9 |
| #2 | Fury | 88% | 16 |
| #3 | PecC | 86% | 14 |
| #4 | goku | 83% | 12 |
| #5 | eXtreMisT | 81% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shrock | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Fury | 2 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | eXtreMisT | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | PecC | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PecC | +5.62 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | SOLDIER^^.ftw.wOw | +3.56 | 71 | 36 |
| #3 | GendeswarSwami | +2.05 | 68 | 57 |
| #4 | eXtreMisT | +1.94 | 91 | 60 |
| #5 | Fury | +1.90 | 85 | 65 |





