








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 559 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3906 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5381 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4665 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4073 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3021 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,582,949 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1203 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MothMan | 48% | 420 |
| #2 | otter | 33% | 30 |
| #3 | LYNN | 24% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MothMan | 48% | 420 |
| #2 | otter | 33% | 30 |
| #3 | LYNN | 24% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MothMan | 10 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MothMan | 1786 | 0.21 | 47 min |
| #2 | otter | 112 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | LYNN | 74 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | otter | +2.56 | 64 | 57 |
| #2 | Julia | +0.27 | 54 | 60 |
| #3 | LYNN | -0.63 | 61 | 52 |
| #4 | MothMan | -0.63 | 47 | 61 |





