








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 566 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 391 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 99 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




117 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5419 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,851 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11145 | 33% |
| Smokes | 10039 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 9499 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3168 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,007,921 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 805 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VIPERis | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | HyperAktyvus | 53% | 73 |
| #3 | Cetvex | 53% | 45 |
| #4 | -PanDa | 52% | 119 |
| #5 | wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | 50% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CoCo | 43 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | xsoo | 25 | 0.0141 |
| #3 | HyperAktyvus | 24 | 0.0158 |
| #4 | -PanDa | 22 | 0.0091 |
| #5 | wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | 11 | 0.0165 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cetvex | +4.95 | 95 | 65 |
| #2 | xsoo | +2.53 | 77 | 54 |
| #3 | Ne Cat'inas | +1.82 | 67 | 74 |
| #4 | HyperAktyvus | +1.41 | 76 | 55 |
| #5 | -PanDa | +0.93 | 44 | 35 |





