








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 563 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 392 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




123 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7702 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,424 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5147 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3459 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4768 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2050 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,107,918 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HyperAktyvus | 67% | 61 |
| #2 | 光Cr0mso₩ | 61% | 67 |
| #3 | -PanDa | 59% | 97 |
| #4 | Deprimo_ | 51% | 59 |
| #5 | CoCo | 50% | 212 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 光Cr0mso₩ | +4.31 | 69 | 79 |
| #2 | Ne Cat'inas | +3.15 | 66 | 73 |
| #3 | Deprimo_ | +2.60 | 78 | 54 |
| #4 | xsoo | +2.09 | 75 | 55 |
| #5 | HyperAktyvus | +1.94 | 72 | 57 |





