








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1480 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,435 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1323 | 39% |
| Smokes | 757 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 720 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 635 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $572,295 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 236 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DangerDave | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Lemon Man | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | Mr. Waung | 54% | 208 |
| #4 | TheRestitutorOrbis | 52% | 291 |
| #5 | Magooped | 50% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheRestitutorOrbis | +2.82 | 44 | 42 |
| #2 | Magooped | +2.15 | 79 | 29 |
| #3 | Mr. Waung | -0.25 | 42 | 60 |
| #4 | $crimthescarecrow | -1.86 | 42 | 31 |
| #5 | Lemon Man | -2.91 | 34 | 14 |





