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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 904 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4508 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,998 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6837 | 30% |
| Smokes | 9149 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 4433 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2579 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,172,745 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 740 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magooped | +2.74 | 79 | 27 |
| #2 | TheRestitutorOrbis | +2.33 | 48 | 42 |
| #3 | Mr. Waung | -0.45 | 42 | 60 |
| #4 | $crimthescarecrow | -1.36 | 44 | 30 |
| #5 | Lemon Man | -2.87 | 29 | 20 |





