








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 295 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2249 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,884 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2573 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3000 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1682 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2629 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,057,204 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jeden | 47% | 17 |
| #2 | SneakSneak | 44% | 18 |
| #3 | sumileo | 43% | 92 |
| #4 | Nicholas | 41% | 100 |
| #5 | Awesome | 36% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jeden | 47% | 17 |
| #2 | SneakSneak | 44% | 18 |
| #3 | sumileo | 43% | 92 |
| #4 | Nicholas | 41% | 100 |
| #5 | Awesome | 36% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Awesome | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | sumileo | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Nicholas | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nicholas | 135 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | sumileo | 77 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | Awesome | 59 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | jeden | 25 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | SneakSneak | 9 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sumileo | +1.85 | 80 | 41 |
| #2 | Awesome | +1.34 | 87 | 53 |
| #3 | SneakSneak | +0.35 | 71 | 29 |
| #4 | Nicholas | -0.32 | 77 | 51 |
| #5 | jeden | -1.06 | 85 | 46 |





