








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 279 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1713 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,618 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1104 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1194 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1801 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1519 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $778,281 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sumileo | 47% | 129 |
| #2 | FrozenH20 | 41% | 100 |
| #3 | SneakSneak | 35% | 20 |
| #4 | Awesome | 33% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sumileo | 47% | 129 |
| #2 | FrozenH20 | 41% | 100 |
| #3 | SneakSneak | 35% | 20 |
| #4 | Awesome | 33% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Awesome | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | sumileo | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrozenH20 | 351 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | sumileo | 97 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | Awesome | 59 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | SneakSneak | 17 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sumileo | +2.35 | 81 | 39 |
| #2 | Awesome | +1.86 | 88 | 55 |
| #3 | SneakSneak | +0.87 | 80 | 38 |
| #4 | Nicholas | -0.46 | 74 | 46 |
| #5 | FrozenH20 | -1.71 | 74 | 61 |





