








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 289 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 194 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2628 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,535 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 518 | 34% |
| Smokes | 363 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 278 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 376 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $215,843 of utility $34 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 234 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ♥troot♥ | 24% | 21 |
| #8 | ciya | 24% | 38 |
| #9 | KaktusTes | 16% | 58 |
| #10 | zxxzx | 15% | 20 |
| #11 | ruble | 10% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1'd hhhh | +10.25 | 77 | 34 |
| #2 | zxxzx | +1.93 | 37 | 31 |
| #3 | cryllo | +0.45 | 47 | 31 |
| #4 | ciya | +0.05 | 53 | 25 |
| #5 | a | -0.19 | 20 | 12 |





