








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 453 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2923 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4395 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3536 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3624 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2655 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $739,644 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 278 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Banana | 13 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Manjiro Sano | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | ShishaMM | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | 「Krumberger」 | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | PabloUnleashed | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Banana | 501 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #2 | 「Krumberger」 | 301 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | Manjiro Sano | 251 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | PabloUnleashed | 161 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | ShishaMM | 80 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 「Krumberger」 | +5.51 | 88 | 70 |
| #2 | Manjiro Sano | +3.55 | 87 | 71 |
| #3 | 「BreTTa;3 ✪ツ♣」 | +1.48 | 44 | 74 |
| #4 | Der_Chris24 | +0.61 | 72 | 72 |
| #5 | Banana | -0.66 | 53 | 56 |





