








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 847 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,717 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7005 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4316 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 6484 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3912 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,555,611 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1474 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 「Krumberger」 | 57% | 61 |
| #2 | Manjiro Sano | 56% | 110 |
| #3 | 「BreTTa;3 ✪ツ♣」 | 49% | 263 |
| #4 | 5kuehlschrank5 | 48% | 188 |
| #5 | ShishaMM | 48% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 「BreTTa;3 ✪ツ♣」 | 17 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Manjiro Sano | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | PabloUnleashed | 8 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | ShishaMM | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | 5kuehlschrank5 | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PabloUnleashed | 912 | 0.11 | 26 min |
| #2 | 「BreTTa;3 ✪ツ♣」 | 753 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #3 | Manjiro Sano | 476 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #4 | 「Krumberger」 | 244 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | ShishaMM | 228 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manjiro Sano | +5.87 | 87 | 74 |
| #2 | 「Krumberger」 | +5.60 | 89 | 72 |
| #3 | 「BreTTa;3 ✪ツ♣」 | +1.89 | 44 | 74 |
| #4 | Banana | +0.96 | 58 | 55 |
| #5 | ShishaMM | -0.53 | 38 | 51 |





