








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
734 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,301 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 583 | 45% |
| Smokes | 318 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 262 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 138 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $150,237 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 285 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pola | 79% | 38 |
| #2 | Luc么s | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | </3 moon | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | Goku Peñarol | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pola | 79% | 38 |
| #2 | Luc么s | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | </3 moon | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | Goku Peñarol | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pola | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Luc么s | 1 | 0.0118 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pola | 83 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | </3 moon | 18 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #3 | Goku Peñarol | 16 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Luc么s | 13 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goku Peñarol | +4.77 | 68 | 66 |
| #2 | osito bonito y gordito | +4.71 | 96 | 59 |
| #3 | </3 moon | +2.46 | 87 | 63 |
| #4 | Pola | +0.76 | 56 | 53 |
| #5 | Luc么s | -0.41 | 52 | 51 |





