








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
93 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 340 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 124 | 36% |
| Smokes | 68 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 68 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 80 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $28,387 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blazenegroo | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | osito bonito y gordito | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | Pola | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | Luc么s | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | PEGO COMO LOCO | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | osito bonito y gordito | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | Pola | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | Luc么s | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | PEGO COMO LOCO | 33% | 3 |
| #6 | Goku Peñarol | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pola | 1 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | Luc么s | 1 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | osito bonito y gordito | 1 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | PEGO COMO LOCO | 1 | 0.0154 |
| #5 | Blazenegroo | 1 | 0.0357 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PEGO COMO LOCO | 18 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #2 | Pola | 16 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #3 | Luc么s | 16 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | osito bonito y gordito | 11 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | Goku Peñarol | 8 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blazenegroo | +38.97 | 100 | 52 |
| #2 | Pola | +1.36 | 73 | 39 |
| #3 | </3 moon | +0.12 | 68 | 50 |
| #4 | Goku Peñarol | -0.24 | 66 | 50 |
| #5 | osito bonito y gordito | -0.73 | 78 | 63 |





