








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
417 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1602 | 41% |
| Smokes | 269 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 1111 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 958 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $113,030 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flicksy | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Bastek | 59% | 29 |
| #3 | Trebz | 59% | 70 |
| #4 | Zorex | 51% | 67 |
| #5 | Shawz | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Bastek | 59% | 29 |
| #3 | Trebz | 59% | 70 |
| #4 | Zorex | 51% | 67 |
| #5 | Shawz | 50% | 24 |
| #6 | Hypernix | 46% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trebz | 42 | 0.0291 |
| #2 | Hypernix | 31 | 0.0222 |
| #3 | Zorex | 19 | 0.0145 |
| #4 | Bastek | 13 | 0.0218 |
| #5 | Shawz | 7 | 0.0145 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hypernix | 342 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #2 | Trebz | 256 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | Zorex | 214 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Bastek | 98 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Shawz | 42 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flicksy | +5.25 | 75 | 51 |
| #2 | Bastek | +4.39 | 67 | 65 |
| #3 | Zorex | +3.83 | 79 | 61 |
| #4 | Trebz | +2.36 | 79 | 47 |
| #5 | Hypernix | +1.84 | 73 | 48 |





