








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 678 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3462 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,587 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3166 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3183 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3446 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2792 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $753,531 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 297 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bastek | 65% | 60 |
| #2 | flicksy | 65% | 37 |
| #3 | Trebz | 61% | 160 |
| #4 | Hypernix | 54% | 123 |
| #5 | β πΎππ‘ β | 51% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | flicksy | 65% | 37 |
| #3 | Trebz | 61% | 160 |
| #4 | Hypernix | 54% | 123 |
| #5 | β πΎππ‘ β | 51% | 67 |
| #6 | Shawz | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trebz | 70 | 0.0206 |
| #2 | Hypernix | 48 | 0.0194 |
| #3 | Bastek | 20 | 0.0166 |
| #4 | β πΎππ‘ β | 18 | 0.0137 |
| #5 | Shawz | 12 | 0.0139 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hypernix | 602 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #2 | Trebz | 510 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | β πΎππ‘ β | 254 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | Bastek | 191 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | flicksy | 120 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bastek | +3.55 | 67 | 58 |
| #2 | Hypernix | +1.53 | 73 | 53 |
| #3 | flicksy | +1.23 | 71 | 60 |
| #4 | Zorex | +0.89 | 76 | 62 |
| #5 | Trebz | +0.89 | 74 | 55 |





