








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 469 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Renown | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2254 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,869 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3562 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1513 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2341 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1453 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $654,514 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flavio | 62% | 66 |
| #2 | sHOWtEK.sp | 61% | 59 |
| #3 | Chupex | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | faelzin | 59% | 56 |
| #5 | CarecaK1NG | 59% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Chupex | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | faelzin | 59% | 56 |
| #5 | CarecaK1NG | 59% | 17 |
| #6 | PARIS13 | 57% | 65 |
| #7 | flayvio | 48% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flayvio | 51 | 0.0198 |
| #2 | flavio | 27 | 0.0211 |
| #3 | PARIS13 | 26 | 0.0190 |
| #4 | faelzin | 18 | 0.0163 |
| #5 | sHOWtEK.sp | 12 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sHOWtEK.sp | 531 | 0.43 | 16 min |
| #2 | flayvio | 433 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | PARIS13 | 281 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | flavio | 229 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | faelzin | 153 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flavio | +2.30 | 88 | 51 |
| #2 | flayvio | +2.27 | 90 | 55 |
| #3 | Galvano? Parla Tino | +0.70 | 64 | 69 |
| #4 | sHOWtEK.sp | +0.59 | 64 | 87 |
| #5 | faelzin | +0.23 | 61 | 42 |





