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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 332 matches | ||
| Faceit | 101 matches | ||
| Renown | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3570 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,853 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2426 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3645 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3094 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2688 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,269,365 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 345 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flavio | 72% | 32 |
| #2 | Galvano? Parla Tino | 59% | 56 |
| #3 | flayvio | 55% | 84 |
| #4 | PARIS13 | 53% | 57 |
| #5 | Chupex | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Galvano? Parla Tino | 59% | 56 |
| #3 | flayvio | 55% | 84 |
| #4 | PARIS13 | 53% | 57 |
| #5 | Chupex | 52% | 25 |
| #6 | sHOWtEK.sp | 52% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flayvio | 28 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | sHOWtEK.sp | 15 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | PARIS13 | 14 | 0.0116 |
| #4 | Galvano? Parla Tino | 13 | 0.0117 |
| #5 | flavio | 6 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sHOWtEK.sp | 931 | 0.44 | 29 min |
| #2 | flayvio | 308 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | Galvano? Parla Tino | 280 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #4 | PARIS13 | 240 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #5 | flavio | 117 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flayvio | +3.99 | 88 | 57 |
| #2 | flavio | +3.01 | 86 | 59 |
| #3 | sHOWtEK.sp | +0.48 | 63 | 86 |
| #4 | faelzin | +0.38 | 59 | 49 |
| #5 | Chupex | -0.35 | 44 | 53 |





