








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 71 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1311 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1190 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1499 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1300 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1606 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $343,987 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tinjau | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | smieszneznaczki | 88% | 8 |
| #3 | xartE | 81% | 16 |
| #4 | Muppl:o) ♡︎M | 70% | 23 |
| #5 | p2 | 63% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | kim.[V] | 55% | 11 |
| #13 | eerica | 52% | 62 |
| #14 | henski | 50% | 10 |
| #15 | pauliina) | 39% | 18 |
| #16 | 예지 | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eerica | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | tess | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Lami | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | pauliina) | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | 예지 | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tess | 143 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | eerica | 84 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Lami | 79 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | xartE | 77 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #5 | Miley | 77 | 0.46 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smieszneznaczki | +5.85 | 80 | 55 |
| #2 | xartE | +5.10 | 86 | 78 |
| #3 | Lami | +4.85 | 87 | 72 |
| #4 | 1masi | +2.80 | 77 | 55 |
| #5 | tess | +2.23 | 75 | 73 |





