








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 57 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 590 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 40 | 7% |
| Smokes | 244 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 28 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 278 | 47% |
Our logs show you have wasted $61,666 of utility $26 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kap10 | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Klement | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | GOORDIS | 49% | 100 |
| #4 | Sisrace | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kap10 | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Klement | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | GOORDIS | 49% | 100 |
| #4 | Sisrace | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GOORDIS | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GOORDIS | 162 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | Kap10 | 12 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #3 | Klement | 8 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | Sisrace | 4 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GOORDIS | +3.55 | 81 | 37 |
| #2 | Kap10 | +2.37 | 67 | 44 |
| #3 | Klement | -0.03 | 47 | 34 |
| #4 | Sisrace | -4.35 | 31 | 20 |
| #5 | fangenfranazkaban | -4.42 | 18 | 15 |





