








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 633 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 431 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 96 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6585 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,639 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2278 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2017 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2608 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1736 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,285,524 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 492 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⓁⒾⓃⒹⒺⒼⒶⒶⓇⒹ | 53% | 122 |
| #2 | Raphael | 53% | 100 |
| #3 | Blondi-DK | 53% | 150 |
| #4 | aceone | 50% | 38 |
| #5 | Redskin666 | 49% | 248 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K3V1n"ELeVeN" | +4.66 | 86 | 52 |
| #2 | ⓁⒾⓃⒹⒺⒼⒶⒶⓇⒹ | -0.66 | 22 | 58 |
| #3 | Raphael | -0.70 | 26 | 51 |
| #4 | Redskin666 | -0.84 | 27 | 33 |
| #5 | Pubbe88 (DK) | -1.27 | 33 | 52 |





