








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 100 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
539 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 113 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1 | 1% |
| Smokes | 67 | 59% |
| HE Grenades | 7 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 38 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $111,509 of utility $35 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prinz Rabael I | 45% | 38 |
| #2 | Yanami Anna | 44% | 160 |
| #3 | Sara | 43% | 93 |
| #4 | TrooperBosh | 38% | 16 |
| #5 | Smokey Nagata | 33% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yanami Anna | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Prinz Rabael I | 7 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | Smokey Nagata | 7 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | Sara | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | TrooperBosh | 2 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yanami Anna | 172 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | Sara | 161 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Prinz Rabael I | 82 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | TrooperBosh | 53 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | Smokey Nagata | 17 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrooperBosh | +6.55 | 83 | 69 |
| #2 | Yanami Anna | +3.72 | 72 | 31 |
| #3 | Smokey Nagata | +0.03 | 55 | 34 |
| #4 | Sara | -0.56 | 31 | 49 |
| #5 | Prinz Rabael I | -0.94 | 41 | 26 |





