








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 236 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1948 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,388 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 475 | 20% |
| Smokes | 840 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 139 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 934 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $684,347 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prinz Rabael I | 45% | 38 |
| #2 | Liv | 44% | 160 |
| #3 | Sara | 44% | 94 |
| #4 | TrooperBosh | 39% | 18 |
| #5 | Smokey Nagata | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prinz Rabael I | 7 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | Smokey Nagata | 7 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | Sara | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | TrooperBosh | 2 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrooperBosh | +6.75 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | Yanami Anna | +3.78 | 72 | 31 |
| #3 | Smokey Nagata | +0.05 | 54 | 35 |
| #4 | Sara | -0.57 | 31 | 49 |
| #5 | Prinz Rabael I | -0.94 | 41 | 26 |





