








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1292 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 533 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5851 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,006 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3968 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4537 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2857 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1644 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,565,877 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2623 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheLegend27 | 57% | 72 |
| #2 | Harsoi | 55% | 56 |
| #3 | JFT Fliqz | 54% | 41 |
| #4 | auntylau | 53% | 422 |
| #5 | lachlando | 45% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheLegend27 | 57% | 72 |
| #2 | Harsoi | 55% | 56 |
| #3 | JFT Fliqz | 54% | 41 |
| #4 | auntylau | 53% | 422 |
| #5 | lachlando | 45% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | auntylau | 48 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Harsoi | 13 | 0.0119 |
| #3 | lachlando | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | TheLegend27 | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | JFT Fliqz | 4 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | auntylau | 665 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #2 | JFT Fliqz | 163 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Harsoi | 67 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | TheLegend27 | 64 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | lachlando | 51 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rqf | +1.44 | 76 | 48 |
| #2 | Harsoi | +0.62 | 72 | 29 |
| #3 | JFT Fliqz | +0.45 | 60 | 55 |
| #4 | auntylau | -0.06 | 50 | 37 |
| #5 | lachlando | -0.58 | 47 | 39 |





