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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 778 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7652 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,788 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9763 | 34% |
| Smokes | 7595 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6877 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4553 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,662,452 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 674 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reincarnated | 59% | 46 |
| #2 | _k1ll_sw1Tch_ | 58% | 43 |
| #3 | SID | 54% | 52 |
| #4 | Scatterer | 52% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reincarnated | 59% | 46 |
| #2 | _k1ll_sw1Tch_ | 58% | 43 |
| #3 | SID | 54% | 52 |
| #4 | Scatterer | 52% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scatterer | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | SID | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | _k1ll_sw1Tch_ | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scatterer | 211 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #2 | _k1ll_sw1Tch_ | 110 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Reincarnated | 80 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | SID | 52 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SID | +1.98 | 63 | 66 |
| #2 | Scatterer | +1.15 | 61 | 59 |
| #3 | Reincarnated | +0.77 | 68 | 64 |
| #4 | _k1ll_sw1Tch_ | -0.09 | 83 | 60 |
| #5 | nasy™ | -0.22 | 56 | 67 |





