








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 643 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 200 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3632 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,268 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2508 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3091 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2476 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1193 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $854,160 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wolfman | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | bloodeyeZA | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | ♡DemiGoddess♡ | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | Sniper_SA | 48% | 108 |
| #5 | NiGHTMaReZFG00 | 47% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ♡DemiGoddess♡ | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | Sniper_SA | 48% | 108 |
| #5 | NiGHTMaReZFG00 | 47% | 81 |
| #6 | HeavyD | 47% | 15 |
| #7 | RandomGamer | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sniper_SA | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | NiGHTMaReZFG00 | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | RandomGamer | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NiGHTMaReZFG00 | 174 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Sniper_SA | 152 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | RandomGamer | 60 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | bloodeyeZA | 36 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | wolfman | 10 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meritskii | +4.67 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | HeavyD | +0.18 | 46 | 61 |
| #3 | wolfman | -0.46 | 51 | 41 |
| #4 | Sniper_SA | -2.11 | 33 | 64 |
| #5 | NiGHTMaReZFG00 | -3.11 | 17 | 75 |





