








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
737 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,154 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 511 | 24% |
| Smokes | 489 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 598 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 556 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $94,595 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lenkardinho | 51% | 65 |
| #2 | Felix | 50% | 58 |
| #3 | [RS] Gooner | 45% | 69 |
| #4 | Kevinmoo | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lenkardinho | 51% | 65 |
| #2 | Felix | 50% | 58 |
| #3 | [RS] Gooner | 45% | 69 |
| #4 | Kevinmoo | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [RS] Gooner | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Kevinmoo | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Lenkardinho | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Felix | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [RS] Gooner | 191 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | Felix | 84 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Lenkardinho | 69 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kevinmoo | 51 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rupert | +0.70 | 69 | 62 |
| #2 | [RS] Gooner | +0.58 | 73 | 64 |
| #3 | Felix | +0.49 | 73 | 53 |
| #4 | Kevinmoo | -0.11 | 61 | 41 |
| #5 | Lenkardinho | -3.21 | 40 | 52 |





