








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 218 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1869 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,420 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1248 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1012 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1704 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 456 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $373,206 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jugle | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | romps.69=true.(420) | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jugle | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | romps.69=true.(420) | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | romps.69=true.(420) | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Jugle | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | romps.69=true.(420) | 185 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | Jugle | 67 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jugle | +3.88 | 84 | 59 |
| #2 | romps.69=true.(420) | +1.22 | 55 | 44 |
| #3 | xZmiTh | +0.92 | 60 | 46 |





