








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2139 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,179 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2473 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1164 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1064 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1478 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $174,035 of utility $42 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 547 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♚︎FoXy1 ♰ | 14 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | ℳ𓂅𓂅ଘഒ 𝑇𓂅ഒ | 14 | 0.0119 |
| #3 | Wqust | 8 | 0.0122 |
| #4 | xZmiTh | 6 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♚︎FoXy1 ♰ | 334 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | ℳ𓂅𓂅ଘഒ 𝑇𓂅ഒ | 326 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #3 | Wqust | 85 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Jugle | 53 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | xZmiTh | 51 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♚︎FoXy1 ♰ | +5.34 | 89 | 60 |
| #2 | Jugle | +3.19 | 83 | 58 |
| #3 | romps.69=true.(420) | +2.97 | 79 | 47 |
| #4 | ℳ𓂅𓂅ଘഒ 𝑇𓂅ഒ | -0.86 | 80 | 57 |
| #5 | xZmiTh | -1.36 | 46 | 44 |





